My world as I see it

I think a little update on my quest to become bicycling and beach ready is in order. And now that I’ve said that I don’t know what to tell you. Hmm. I have managed to up the number of days working out from 0-1 to 3-5 so that is a good thing. I have also managed to up the amount of frozen pizza I can eat from half to the whole thing. Another good thing I’m sure. The extra fat reserves will come in handy if I should happen to starve out on the bike trail and also for floating while swimming. Right now the only way I can gauage my fitness level is through my cloathing. For instance: my tank tops no longer fit around the armhole - this means my shoulders have become roughly the size of Heman’s. I find my jeans to be tight over my quads thus confirming what my dance teacher once told me - I have frog legs. Everthing inbetween is in a state of chaos which I shall not go into at this moment. Now, if you’ll excuse me I think there is some food in my kitchen I have not eaten yet.

I’m so excited the Steelers are going to the Super Bowl!! I’m so determined to watch the game that I’m calling in to my second job tomorrow and requesting that evening off. I will see that game if I have to walk out of work and break into someone’s home to watch it. GO STEELERS!

It’s been a long time since I’ve posted, I know. Many things have transpired since then, many things which will not get written here because I’m that lazy. So I’ll summarize. My coworker/friend and I are going on a 185 mile bike ride in April. We’re following the C&O cannal from Cumberland, MD to Washington D.C. The best part of this trip is the planning. Tonight we went shopping for camping gear and although we didn’t find what we set out to find (tents the size of our fists) we did find mess kits, silverware, alpine cups and I got padded bike short liners. Imagine wearing a diaper and you will have had the same experience I had in the dressing room. But hey, they were 5 bucks (yea sale!) so I couldn’t pass them up.
Other things I have managed to do during my break from blog posting:
1. Break my toaster
2. Burn lots of toast in my broiler
3. Buy new toaster
4. Eat enormous amounts of Australian Black Licorice.
5. Work so much that I forget what day it is
6. Um, go on to 7
7. Find my favorite French Band ‘Les Attaques’ on iTunes and proceed to listen to them during work thus causing me to giggle and my coworkers to stare at me. (Hi Akim! even though I know you’ll never see this. i don’t care, still saying hi)

I’m stopping at 7, it’s my favorite number anyway.

I’m also stopping because my pizza is done. PIZZA!