Rain, Rain Go Away!
It’s raining so much I was thinking about building an ark. You know, one of those pre-fab ones from IKEA where they send the tools and funny little picture instructions along with the kit. I saw a “Just Add Water!” version from Wal-mart but that sounds too much like those so-called “Sea-Monkeys.” I fear I would end up with an ark that would be so small I would need a microscope to make sure it wasn’t a piece of dirt floating in some water. I think the extra $5.99 spent on the IKEA version will be well worth it. Plus, I’ll have the satisfaction of knowing that I, ahem, “built” it.
If you would like to join me on my nicely veneered, particle board boat just drop me a line. I can promise there will be lots of organically grown vegetables and two of every liquor! Bring it on, Rain!
October 7th, 2006 at 8:51 am
That was really funny
October 7th, 2006 at 8:54 am
Just remember to see if a “nicely veneered, particle board boat” actually floats. Like ‘military intelligence’ and other oxymorons, partical board has suspect ring to it. Now, here, in western PA, it’s cool, bright, sunny and breezy. No rain. Go figure.
October 9th, 2006 at 8:54 am
I agree with my brother, that was good.
October 10th, 2006 at 9:14 am
I heard on the news today you guys got up to 12″ of rain over the weekend. Might want to look into the optional water wings and paddle wheel for your bikes.